NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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