I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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