did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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