just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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