Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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