make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I wear drunk well.
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