I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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