OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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