Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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