I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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