So drunk its hurt
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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