I've blown a few things in my day
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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