I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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