Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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