addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I love you.
Bad choice
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