Only a mothe r could love this liver
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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