he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
