I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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