Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
people are starting to question the shark bite story
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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