its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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