Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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