1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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