that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
