I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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