think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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