You can't special order awesome
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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