is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
is that a dick in a sweater?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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