How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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