doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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