My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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