Her vagina should come with caution tape.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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