I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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