He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Houston, we have a blender
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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