Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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