Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
handjob tips. give me some.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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