She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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