If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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