what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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