I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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