i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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