Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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