So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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