you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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