Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
