Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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