This is not my ceiling
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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