is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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