I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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