Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
