Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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