you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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