Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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