So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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