Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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