Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”