Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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