We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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