ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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